var datties = new Array("hello","Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");
 var motties = new Array("goodbye","01","02","03","04","05","06","07","08","09","10","11","12"); 
 var monkies = new Date()
 var wonkies = datties[monkies.getDay() + 1]
 var lonkies = motties[monkies.getMonth() + 1]
 var dankies = monkies.getDate()
 var yankies = monkies.getYear()
 if (dankies<10){dankies="0"+dankies}

 if (yankies<200){yankies=yankies-100;}
 if (yankies<10){yankies="0"+yankies}

 document.write("<p class=\"date\">" + wonkies + "<br>" + dankies + "." + lonkies + "." + yankies)